KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

Booty....I mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I really think its booty these days though. I mean, who actually cares about a woman`s inner beauty anymore? Everything is free. Naked pictures, sex, EVERYTHING! I remember when guys would BEG a woman for her nudes and that was a big turn off. Now, if you "Slide in her DM`s" correctly, she`s all yours. And ya`ll wonder why we get mad you come with that same old lame line the first time we talk...well, text "Send me a pic". I`m the girl that`s going to link you to all of my social networks and tell you look at those pics homeboy.

Also, while we`re on the subject, lets talk about this generation of texters. I know some women are not going to feel me on this, but I appreciate a phone call. Anyone can text. No matter what they are busy doing. A phone call lets me know that you actually made time to have a conversation with me. Plus, I just want to hear your voice. Because the last deep voice I heard was my brother`s and that was not sexy at all. Then, what if I accidentally text you the wrong thing. Like, I meant to say "I'm going to text you in the morning" but my phone says "I`m going to sex you in the morning". Damn auto correct. Now, this is going to make our conversation go a whole different route. I don`t wanna go there (Chris Brown voice). Anyway, dude, I`m trying to keep it cute. I don`t want to be like the booty picture chicks.

Ladies, let him take you out a few times. Get to know him. Let`s get back to DATING! Yes, I know it`s awkward but you will get past that. Find out his likes and dislikes. If he don`t wash his hands before ya`ll eat, he nasty. Guys, get to know her too. Does she even know the difference between a salad fork and a dinner fork? Find out for yourself.

Maybe I should start my own dating site: WontBritDoIt.com

No? Ok. I`m done.

-BRIT