I PROMISE I`M NOT BORING

I`m a really chill person. I can enjoy the simple life very easily. I`m not really the type that has to be seen. Well, sometimes I do, I didn`t wear this cute outfit for nothing. At least tell me my booty look good in this or I look skinny or something. But I`m not an "attention whore" ok?

I guess that`s why it`s so hard for me to get into the club life. Don`t get me wrong, I enjoy a friends birthday night at the club every once in a while but it gets old really fast. Plus, if I go to a club I want it to be classy. But classy makes you pay to get in. I hate paying for clubs. Why is it $20 for women and $1,000 for men? Is the son of God in that club? I don`t think so. Then, where am I supposed to sit? I have on heels. I only have a seat if I pay for a booth? That`s about the dumbest, most inconsiderate stuff I ever heard in my life. I`m usually the one that gets out of the line after I find out the cover charge. Yep, that`s Britney doing the walk of shame back to her car. Screw that.

But here`s what I do enjoy: I LOVE a good hip hop bar or lounge or a real low key underground Reggae club. People aren`t afraid to dance in those types of settings. I can wear my cool sneakers and the drinks are cheaper. Everybody wins.

See ya`ll, It`s not that I`m boring. It`s just that I like different things. But call me before I get my hair wrapped and my bonnet on.

-BRIT