GET OUT OF MY JEANS, MAN

"Nothing like a man in a suit" You can hear this in most conversations between women. I would have to agree. There is nothing like a man in a suit, a well tailored suit that is. Okay, I know what you might be thinking, here goes Britney being critical of appearance again. But hear me out guys, there`s a way to do everything. Your pants in ya booty or below it, is not the way.

I`m not proud of some of the things I did in my earlier years when I was out here thinking that I knew everything. One of those things is dating those guys that, ya know, are a little rough around the edges. Excuse me, A LOT of rough around the edges. Its not that I didn't want to date a nice guy. I actually would like to take all of the guys I've dated and wrap them up into one big, sloppy, sexy, handsome man. Like, he wears tailored suits during the week, basketball shorts with a hint of sag at night and slightly skinny jeans on Saturdays. I don't know, somewhere on a scale from gangster to law student. 

Within the past few years, I've learned what I like and what I don't like. When they started making skinny jeans for men, I was a little on the fence about it because I saw so many guys who`s pants were just as tight as mine and I`m thinking to myself "How did he get in those? Doesn't he need more room in there? I wish mine fit me like that." And even worse, they will have on skin tight jeans and STILL try to sag. Young man, what are you doing? 

Guys, I've grown out of thinking that men's clothes should be sagging or baggy but I haven't grown into my man wearing MY pants. Those are mine. How do you think it makes me feel to watch you wear the pants that I've been dieting to get into. I still have to do the a little dance to wiggle into my jeans.

All I`m saying is, take one of your homeboys shopping with you. Do the buddy system. Friends don't let friends wear their girl`s pants. 

-BRIT